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I don't know why I do it to myself.
Manager from work- "Ben, would you like to stay back 4 hours after work?"
Stupid Ben- "Sure, I can do that"
I know I shouldnt but... precious moneys is good for ben. One day I will eat my managers brains, then he won't ask me any more. hehehe.
That place is a friggin war zone, or I'm just really clumsy. Most likely the latter. But the floors are always slippery, and as a result I know have one impressive burn up my right forearm. Hopefully I shall find a better job and then I can TORTCH THAT PLACE TO THE GROUND. But if someone hears about about Kangaroo Point maccas burning down... it wasnt me.
I go sleep now.Current Mood: sleepy Current Music: Optus TV buzz in the background |
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Some of you may be shocked by the fact that I actually posted something... I haven't in a while...
The gods were good to me and I have finally MOVED OUT OF HOME!! (crowd cheers) I AM FREE! Oh the wonders of not waking up to naaaaaagging and such every morning. Such is the wonderful life of non-parent-living-ness. On the other hand, it's not easy on the wallet.. fucking centrelink... But I'm sure i'll manage somehow. Jules will probably inform people of my death should I not manage... or would he? I know some dancing on my grave would be in order; some merry old jigging and such.
PS. I am living off cookies from vending machines.Current Mood: bored Current Music: Counter Strike? |
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HEATHEN AMERICAN IMITATING TRAITOR!!! Are we so friggin in love with American's that even the BRISBANE MADE comic Trevor is Americanized? I noticed that his steering wheel is on the LEFT. Which is WRONG!! Americans have steering on the left, not us.
If anyone missed the strip that is evidence of this I have it in my school diary.
What is this country coming to...
On another note,
A while ago I found a Christina Aguieielleiara CD & it sickened me to discover that I still posses it.
I could just throw it away or give it to someone... but that would be too easy. I'm not that creative so I was wondering if anyone had or has a truly remarkable idea to make the most out of this piece of filth.
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Good hello fellow Earth prisoners.
Has anyone seen those adds? There's the one where there's the guy washing his mouth out with listerine, and that pussy who couldn't handle a little dynamite in his mouth has that orange one. Then there's the add where some guy and a chick are brushing their teeth then they just start pashing each other for no particular reason.
OK, this is my point:
1. First of all, are they in a bathroom or something? Coz last time I checked guys weren't allowed to go into the ladies bathroom (although over the centuries many failed attempts have been....um...atttempted).
2. And also, where the hell are these people? In what daily routine do people just walk into a public bathroom at the same time and brush there teeth or wash there mouth or shave or whatever crap.
*Rereading above*
On second thought, disreguard this entry entirely.
This was a really bad idea.
But I'm still gonna post it anyway... because I can.Current Mood: must... kill... |
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mmmmmm anzac biscuits...
what's better than fresh baked anzacs is eating the remainder of the mixture left over...precious carbohydrates.
what's better than raw cookie dough? don't say stupid stuff like chocolate or sex or anything, coz i know that's what ur thinking.
sick bastards...Current Mood: chipper Current Music: something on triple j (black betty, spiderbait) |
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Well here it is, my first live journal entry.......
wow it's really quiet in here.
I hope all you people are happy now: "Do have an LJ?", "Why don't you have an LJ?", "You didn't respond to my last LJ entry..." yeh well that's probable because I DIDN'T HAVE AN LJ!!!! OK??!?!
Anyway, back to business, which is sorting out what food in my fridge is edible..... and whatever is left over from one of kym's vegitarian things (vegan pie *shudder*, it haunts my dreams).
So there it is people, my life in a nutshell.
Toorah
Jul. 24th, 2005 @ 01:10 am
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